May 2011
May 31st
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
May 31st
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Listenbethwhatcanido:
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I don't understand why we have fire drills. If...
fuckyeahlaughters: fatregina:   .
May 28th
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When your friends say, "Just buy a new one."
May 28th
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May 26th
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This will fuck your mind
akmallory49: Wasn´t it turning to the other side ? mind blown I watched this like 9273 times trying to figure it out
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Playing freeze tag with the friends...
burnthat-hatred: You got the people that are never frozen: The people that are ALWAYS frozen The people that move even when they’re frozen And then theres me…..
May 24th
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When people say "leggo"
withhopeinmyheart: ijustwannabesomuch: I still think OMG FINALLY. THANK YOU. LOLOL.  omg. yes. SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.
May 24th
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May 22nd
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One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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Reblog if you aren't dying tomorrow.
wallaroundmyheart:
May 21st
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nice-anons-deactivated20111106 asked: i love your blog!
May 21st
So... Reblog if:
raindropsfortears44: You Support The ICONIC BOYZ And / OR I.aM.mE! ‘Cuz if you don’t like neither of them… THEN… Yeah…. So.. I’m kinda hungry & I’m going to eat something so… HATERS TAKE CARE & PEACE!
May 20th
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Dancing
IN MY BEDROOM:  IN BATHROOM: WITH MY FRIENDS:  IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER: IN A PARTY: 
May 19th
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Do you remember when you were a kid playing...
May 18th
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