A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
I don't understand why we have fire drills. If...
fuckyeahlaughters: fatregina: .
When your friends say, "Just buy a new one."
This will fuck your mind
akmallory49: Wasn´t it turning to the other side ? mind blown I watched this like 9273 times trying to figure it out
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
Playing freeze tag with the friends...
burnthat-hatred: You got the people that are never frozen: The people that are ALWAYS frozen The people that move even when they’re frozen And then theres me…..
When people say "leggo"
withhopeinmyheart: ijustwannabesomuch: I still think OMG FINALLY. THANK YOU. LOLOL. omg. yes. SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS.
One day I'll tell my grandchildren that I survived...
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IN MY BEDROOM: IN BATHROOM: WITH MY FRIENDS: IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER: IN A PARTY:
Do you remember when you were a kid playing...